Since the all the cool kids in the blogosphere seem to be writing funny posts on toddler-ese, I thought I’d join in with a few gems from Bea of late.
At dinner after Sean took Hazel from me so I could eat…
Bea: Daddy, is Hazel gonna eat your bees? (bees = nursing)
Sean: Ummm, no.
Bea: (Pause) Daddy, is Hazel gonna eat your man bees?
While changing a particularly stinky diaper…
Bea: Mommy, what color is dat poo-poo? I fink dat poo-poo is brown.
Upon entering her room in the morning to retrieve her from her crib…
Bea: You wanna change my diaper, give me a treat and make me a waffle, otay?
To Sean…
Bea: Daddy, I don’t want you leavin the house no more, otay?
Regarding her baby sister…
Bea: Mommy, is Hazel walkin yet?
Me: Not yet, honey.
Bea: (5 seconds later) Mommy, is Hazel walkin yet?
Upon seeing Sean and I kiss.
Bea: Mommy, I no want you kissin dat man!
After I told her I could not color with her because I was making dinner…
Bea: (In her most enthusiastic voice) You can do it, I know you can!
PJ and I have been asking each other “Is that a baby???” all evening, and we crack up every single time. I can hear all these Bea-isms perfectly